The Guai Lan Times

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51961252011-07-14T17:41:32.410-07:00The Guai Lan TimesHere we make light of the world as seen through our eyes Its a team of seven now! Yay!Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comBlogger2411100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1132970632359593882005-11-25T18:00:00.000-08:002005-11-25T18:03:52.370-08:00

i think i have found the holy grail... its poker!!! more specifically... online poker!!! its the only casino game where theres no house edge... its u vs the other players... so u can actually make a living out of it!! well the house still makes some money though through the rake but thats beside the point... and online poker smacks the traditional brick and mortar casinos cos u get more hands per

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1123338520736324112005-08-06T07:26:00.000-07:002005-08-06T07:28:40.740-07:00

forex, stocks, deriatives, futures, are zero sum games... its impossible for everybody to get richer together... i might as well go be a conman!! is there no ethical way to get rich quick?

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1120396180067258822005-07-03T06:09:00.000-07:002005-07-03T06:09:40.073-07:00

Change Friends Now!

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1116682504429591702005-05-21T06:15:00.000-07:002005-05-21T06:35:04.433-07:00

i heard that chinese guys have this gene that propenses them to addictions of various kinds... so i have to declare that growing hand in hand with my addiction to gambling... is my addiction to oranges!!! yes man... those nice sweet oranges that come in two varieties, seedless and umm seedful, i love them all! u see, i used to eat one orange after my lunch and would feel quite satisfied. but

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1110711377830147432005-03-13T02:55:00.000-08:002005-03-13T02:56:17.830-08:00

T s kHa its been a long time since anyone posted. I wonder who will read this post. Hello world!

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1109081382092809372005-02-22T06:09:00.000-08:002005-02-22T06:11:32.113-08:00

darn im on a losing streak recently... on a negative 1k run. i think i will make it back in the next weeks.. days hopefully! but... losing sucks balls!!! its times like this that i wonder if ive actually become a du2 gui3 ---> gambling addict. but i dont think so hmm i can quit whenever i want... i think. ive thought of quitting after making my pile... however my pile always seems too small!!!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1106485400788644192005-01-23T05:02:00.000-08:002005-01-23T05:03:30.300-08:00

Love is in the air!! First the bird found a horse... i heard it was love at 1st sight with electricity flying all over the room... and when they 1st laid eyes on each other the universe stopped spinning... and the sun started shining... and the birds on the trees started singing. And then that day i spied the encik in charge of the cookhouse walking down a lonely alley hand in hand with one of

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1103423423807453722004-12-24T18:02:00.000-08:002004-12-25T06:08:48.700-08:00

people have been saying funny things to me lately!"lawyers always sue doctors... tell u what i help u write letter this time, next time dont sue us okay?" - some specialist from some clinic... hohohoho!! jack!!! "okay!" - happy me. and the other day two hooligans in civillian attire were spotted swaggering down the parade square. My encik, as usual, was sitting around outside the office with his

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1102607686461386042004-12-09T07:35:00.000-08:002004-12-09T07:54:46.460-08:00

oh man i just finished watching for love or money... im becoming quite a tv junkie!! its because i got quite sian of warcraft.. kept getting my ass smacked by the high level players... dammit... anyway back to the show... in the end both the guy and the girl chose each other and forsake their cheque!!! sweet right... *sniff* but near the end they keep bloody talking in circles.. i dunno if is

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1099912483635762572004-11-08T02:20:00.000-08:002004-11-08T03:14:43.636-08:00

yikes i got sodomized by a girl doctor today!!!!!! ahhhh!!! i went to tan tock seng to see the ENT specialist today for my... sensitive nose... ahha... When i first stepped into the consultation room i saw this hot babe sitting in the chair... i thought was some nurse feel like taking a rest in the doctor's chair... it was only after she beckoned for me to sit down that i realised the was the

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1099704385525431332004-11-05T17:25:00.000-08:002004-11-05T17:26:25.526-08:00

*plotting something*

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1095605856844671062004-09-19T07:50:00.001-07:002004-09-19T07:57:36.843-07:00

sui man... 2 nil... kaka also another yandao feller... pop up to score a goal... kaka kaka kaka i love kaka!!! he got cute name!! kakakakakaka!!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1095605625965184792004-09-19T07:50:00.000-07:002004-09-19T07:53:45.966-07:00

yeah AC MILAN WON!!!! damn kan chiong man... 1st 85 minutes goaless... i sitting in front of the com keep thinking: die liao die liao give 100 bucks to singapore pools already... while doing my deltoid raises furiously... die liao die liao... alamak... how liddat... then suddenly up popped Shevchenko to score a penalty!!!!!!!!!!!! mama!!!!!! i love Shevchenko!!!! sexy name!!! Shevchenko

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1095002121370239712004-09-12T08:13:00.000-07:002004-09-12T08:15:21.370-07:00

Oh please watch some more Taiwan productions man. Should really pay attention to the subtitles I bet they have really corny translations for the skills in the show. And the tu long dao and yi tian jian are gold is it... because in the book it's supposed to be black. Well can't expect too much from Taiwan productions huh.

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1094999624580664052004-09-12T07:14:00.000-07:002004-09-12T07:33:44.580-07:00

Time for a movie review... yi tian tu long ji on channel 8 every saturday and sunday from 7pm to 9pm is the best show in the universe!!! my whole family loves it. shush... i been addicted to many com games before... addicted to games of chance before... but never kena addicted to a TV show before... bloody hell haha. im like staying at home every weekend just to watch it man. awesome show!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1089560696293126092004-07-11T08:35:00.000-07:002004-07-11T08:44:56.293-07:00

i havent been blogging in a while.. didnt have much to say... but recently something terrible happened to me! i kinda AWOLed... oh boy... think im gonna get charged! Whatever the punishment is i dunno yet... still pending... just hope is not 7 days DB because after that cannot go local uni. hai... damn sad right... im feeling like the dumbest thing alive. now i sure know what stress feels like!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1078641370386226482004-03-06T22:36:00.000-08:002004-03-06T22:39:09.950-08:00

Just wishing PDBBWD to all of you on your A Level results. =)

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1075616849480277632004-01-31T22:27:00.000-08:002004-01-31T22:29:42.763-08:00

REC Chew Heng Hwang, S8513270I, Leopard Company Platoon 2 Section 1 Bed 7

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1074691541843069842004-01-21T05:25:00.000-08:002004-01-21T05:27:41.000-08:00

haha im in delta company platoon 2 section 2 u guysleh?

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1073916420423824402004-01-12T06:07:00.000-08:002004-01-12T06:08:48.060-08:00

Eh.. not Ironwood Branch.. Nethezedrim Buckler.. you know, the +450 HP kind. Iron wood branch may be his favourite item but its a NE only thing man.

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1073676099159231442004-01-09T11:21:00.000-08:002004-01-09T11:23:22.936-08:00

Playing styles (cont'd): Celestine B. Lau: Distinctly characterised by pragmatism bordering on antagonism. Whether it's a PvP game or a strategy game, expect to see him exploiting any available weaknesses the opponent has. Ever been assaulted by legions of spell-breakers when you decide to build casters? Ever been attacked by a swarm of druids, and kept up in the air by unnatural weather

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1073666516438747372004-01-09T08:41:00.000-08:002004-01-09T08:43:39.793-08:00

Last post? I shall mention playing styles today. Hmm.. playing style is the way a person plays a game. Any game. Everyone plays differently, as me and jchbh figured out. So here goes. Jeremiah B. Chew: Plays games in a particularly guailan way. If its a Pvp game, he finds the most guailan way to kill the person. If it is a strategy game, he builds guailan units, and lots of them. Claims to not

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1072977492166606712004-01-01T09:18:00.000-08:002004-01-01T09:19:45.360-08:00

BOO!!!

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1071410196217106582003-12-14T05:56:00.000-08:002003-12-14T05:57:45.733-08:00

who's still active here? me?

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1071145332253206922003-12-11T04:22:00.000-08:002003-12-11T04:23:17.403-08:00

im going army tomorrow... damn sad today. Not just about going army... but some other rubbish too.. anyway bye guys! cya on christmas and check out my 6 pack then! Dangerous is the man who has rationalised his emotions.

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1070800843962869722003-12-07T04:40:00.000-08:002003-12-07T04:41:43.593-08:00

Mm.. I can name a certain clarence who is likely to get 4 As. He's from a well done class in humans

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1069652078275710192003-11-23T21:34:00.000-08:002003-11-23T21:35:19.496-08:00

aiyoh i got a sore throat... i hope its not a throat infection last time i got it arh... wahkao... drinking water was enough to bring tears to my eyes. i think might be because i been eating too many peanuts because my maid went to fry one jarful of peanuts and as i was gunbounding i keep crunching them.... and crunch crunch its like half a jar at a shot. and to punish me for gluttony i woke up

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1069173407428346882003-11-18T08:36:00.000-08:002003-11-18T08:37:21.340-08:00

chem was a disaster... a catastrophe of epic proportions!! i entered the MRL innocently, convinced that chem was easy but emerged with my head down and shirt unkempt... got totally raped upside down by chem... didnt have anything left. There was this organic question 10mark couldnt do... i didnt read the question properly and didnt notice that they were alcohols... i kept trying to guess ketone

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1069046441643801052003-11-16T21:20:00.000-08:002003-11-16T21:21:13.843-08:00

Clarence, you dare boast about such pathetic nappin exploits in my presence? Hello lyke I'm the undisputed king of sleeping cann... 50 hours in 3 days is no feat to me! How's that for a nappin marathon? Haha. Hey but you shld stop sleepin la, and stop playin gunbound!

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1068891071146805482003-11-15T02:11:00.000-08:002003-11-15T02:11:41.140-08:00

oh mama i broke my napping record today... feeling like a king right now! first it was the pre-nap-marathon warm-up napping at 11.00 because i slept at 1 yesterday night. I woke at 2 pm... and then proceeded to eat my pre-nap-marathon nutritious meal of maggie mee and half a steamed chicken. i think my maid stole the other half... but never mind i forgive her because today is a special day...

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1067958274784279842003-11-04T07:04:00.000-08:002003-11-04T07:04:50.793-08:00

shit shit shit this charles tan really leading me astray... we went to play pool today... and last friday also.... shit shit shit... then come home play gunbound and sleep and wake up at 10.30... shit shit... have to see miss koh tomorrow and i havent done any maths... shit shit...!! but this charles tan really quite interesting huh.... when i was eating a chicken as usual after playing and he

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1067954113470990112003-11-04T05:55:00.000-08:002003-11-04T05:55:28.716-08:00

A woman as white as a chalk Face first through a door did she walk To an officer's shock It proved little of a block Thought he, "She sure outdates a lock."

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1067773476004622992003-11-02T03:44:00.000-08:002003-11-02T03:44:48.653-08:00

i been going to see teachers in school often to ask them stuff... but they cant answer some of the hardest question in life. i dont think it's such a good idea to ask them these too... if not they think im not taking A levels seriously!! Q1: In zhen1 qing2 right... the hongkong soap opera got a few miliion episodes one.... who was ah qiong's real mother?? her adoptive mother got knocked by bus

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1067440760285914632003-10-29T07:19:00.000-08:002003-10-29T07:19:28.216-08:00

There once was a rich bowling kid Who hurled balls to fulfil his need But woe came to him When he met Daryl Lim And change his ambition he did.

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1067306774524229802003-10-27T18:06:00.000-08:002003-10-27T18:06:20.606-08:00

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1067267407464664752003-10-27T07:10:00.000-08:002003-10-27T07:10:12.903-08:00

Bug Exploitation Using Macros, finding out stealthing bugs, hmm, what about macroing the CCF, probably bots in muds too. Rence.. you owe all of us lots of stuff hor. What a cheap shit. Haha

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1066655718456888992003-10-20T06:15:00.000-07:002003-10-20T06:16:09.783-07:00

U g h ! I feel absolutely bored to death. Not bored as in the I want someone to talk to or somethin to play with sense... bored as in damn sianzzzzzz, nothin is nice anymore, wanna fall asleep and maybe when I wake up there'll be no A levels kind of bored. All the best for physics pract tmr! Hope none of us screws up yeah.

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1066580059387256332003-10-19T09:14:00.000-07:002003-10-19T09:14:19.380-07:00

Damn it I can't find the other bedsheet which explains why the hell I'm typing this crap so late at night. I can't sleep on the old dirty bedsheet anymore. I need to find the other bedsheet and I can't find it. Damn.

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1066150169223562472003-10-14T09:49:00.000-07:002003-10-14T09:49:28.743-07:00

A levels got off to a mindblowing start with chem pract.. i suppose it was kinda easy but i made some dumb mistakes that deserved to get ohhhed... man i shouldnt dwell upon the academic mistakes as they were ohhh! But got some other dumb mistakes... first i only bring one pen and when i took it out to write my name.... to my horror... eh! what happen to the tip of the pen?? how come disappear??

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1065877742987471582003-10-11T06:09:00.000-07:002003-10-11T06:09:03.026-07:00

i was flipping through newspapers today because my sister was watching some cartoon that wasnt very cute... and i saw arnie grinning at me in the newspapers. he is the new governer of california!!! shucks i must quit school and emigrate to california right now... pon the NS... and i think he will give free dumbells to every household and free protein powder on every table! confirm one loh!!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1065801589785784252003-10-10T08:59:00.000-07:002003-10-10T08:59:49.670-07:00

It's not 'qing yi hu', it's actually 'qing yi se'. Not like it makes a difference I think. But yeah, I survived the whole thing without going bankrupt. And with only 2 wins in like 30+ games I think. If we were playing money, I'd be spitting electricity.

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1065451070408864882003-10-06T07:37:00.000-07:002003-10-06T07:37:50.210-07:00

i got back 3 papers today... BEF! i just need another E to get BEEF man haha and i think its quite a high chance since left chem to get back only. well actually only gave back 2 but after going through some small peanut paper for physics, boon poh called some people in the class who dont usually do too well... and solemnly told us tat we had to come back for remedial. i think i asked him what

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1065366558332902732003-10-05T08:09:00.000-07:002003-10-05T08:09:18.396-07:00

i know what a blog is for! its for saying those things that we been dying to say but cant really just say to anybody... there is a secret exhibitionist in all of us... and all of us want our 15 min of fame. Its like i cant anyhow go up to someone and say "hello yesterday i ate some chicken very yummy!!" cannot anyhow say to people right they will think that im some idiot.... and they probably

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1065283443683242092003-10-04T09:04:00.000-07:002003-10-04T09:04:03.813-07:00

Ma Que That's how they call mahjong in wu xia books. Well.. just went to play mahjong with scouties a couple days ago. DWD. In the end me and mun had the most money. Through doing all kinds of normal wins. Just that boon tried to attempt a 'qing yi hu' which means all ur bamboos must be green, and must pong the 'fa cai'. But of course, he didnt make it, or all of us would be bankrupt.

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1064827252610524322003-09-29T02:20:00.000-07:002003-09-29T02:20:52.603-07:00

so fun so fun i played mahjong with my little sister today! 2 player mahjong.... quite ohh but we couldnt find any kahkis to play with cos my grandma was sleeping and the maid was playing in the playground... actually i dont think she know how to play anyway. My sister keep saying she damn pro... dunno learn what secret skills from her ah lian friends... then in the end shes as lousy as me like

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1064755107786884692003-09-28T06:18:00.000-07:002003-09-28T06:18:27.700-07:00

Mmm.. Take the World of Darkness Quizby David J Rust Just what I thought I would be

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1064458337745985732003-09-24T19:52:00.000-07:002003-09-24T19:52:17.240-07:00

"I like to dream of the future when humanity won't have many of the dumb problems that we have now. There will be richer, more meaningful, and ultimately scarier problems and questions. Like, given the pure liberty of pure existence, what is a man, a woman, a child, to do with her/his life? What is the meaning of our senses coming together, each in his/her own brain, separate from each other and

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1064458153095020682003-09-24T19:49:00.000-07:002003-09-24T19:49:12.633-07:00

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1064456766478436362003-09-24T19:26:00.000-07:002003-09-24T19:26:06.430-07:00

uh oh today morning i opened the econs prelim book to do some mcq and get an ego boost for the paper later.... and... i realised that the macro mcqs are... damn hard... how to get A for econs like that!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1064401308884115842003-09-24T04:01:00.000-07:002003-09-24T04:01:49.066-07:00

eh man... terrible day today! i thought i got full marks for physics mcq... but in the end ended up i got 10 wrong dammit... wats wrong with me man!! actually got like 6 kana trick by the paper... so i actually not so stupid one eh!! ehh aiyoh and my maid is leading her gang of maids and squatting outside my front door... i dunno why also. Then all of them wielding handphones busy messaging or

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063953177211860162003-09-18T23:32:00.000-07:002003-09-18T23:32:57.063-07:00

ehh i think my maid is moonlighting as a businessman!! selling slimming pills to all the other fillipino maids in the neighbourhood! either that or is those... ahem ahem... but dont think so lah because she looks a bit... ahem ahem... nobody will want her except.... ahem ahem... but then still i dont think theyre so desperate for.... ahem ahem... she whole day keep talking on the phone one#!@#

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063715601224939522003-09-16T05:33:00.000-07:002003-09-16T05:33:20.983-07:00

today econs i jacked one question... question 3 the labour one. Before the test i was looking at it damn hard and kept reading the exact same question from the prelim TYS because i thought it might come out... and true enough it did!! Am i a prophet or what!! And right before the paper i turned behind and asked lawrence who was sitting behind me how to draw the diagram... i thought the answer

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063606069253450652003-09-14T23:07:00.000-07:002003-09-14T23:07:49.273-07:00

oh heh heh i realised there're some dudes who are taking bio tomorrow... so to cater to a larger population, the clarence has some tips for bio too!! HOT TIP: drop bio and take econs. u wont lose out much trust me it's not like anybody learnt anything of any use during this 2 years of econs anyway... it's never too late to change combi!!

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063605786599514372003-09-14T23:03:00.000-07:002003-09-14T23:05:38.316-07:00

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063605381085674282003-09-14T22:56:00.000-07:002003-09-14T22:56:21.076-07:00

oh mama maths paper 1 was today... everybody seemed to have jacked it big time!! i minus about 40 marks only, and if i get everything else i will get 60/100 for paper 1, which is B, on my way to an A!! But actually i think i will barely scrape pass heh. 60 for maths is like the summation of all my previous maths scores loh... which shows that i have improved by leaps and bounds man! but

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063536948701256402003-09-14T03:55:00.000-07:002003-09-14T03:55:48.530-07:00

prelims is in 12 hours... gotta relax a bit now! after one day of reading maths answers and going to seng chiew's house for some intensive training i'm feeling damn powerful! i think i can jack everything except differentiation integration and trigo... and i not so sure how to sketch graphs also... so i hope they wont come out too much. If they dont come out i think can get A!!! imagine for a

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1063188936332813812003-09-10T03:15:00.000-07:002003-09-10T03:15:36.340-07:00

haiyo my father fixed my com... and because of that all my prelim results just dropped by 2 grades! Like from potential C to E and B to D... but no A to C because i no potential to get A. die man i keep playing dota... wake up 8 o clock play until 2 or 3 take a nap then wake play until 11... then study half an hour and go to bed. ahhh then after i play finish at 11 o clock i will feel quite

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1062431421405083942003-09-01T08:50:00.000-07:002003-09-01T08:54:27.310-07:00

i blew up my favorite bomb yesterday. damn. I was like having a nice cup of elven spirits to warm me thin bones in da Marriet Inn outlet at Kelethin when a large bunch of those friggin newbie warriors crashed in and settled themselves right next to me. "I killed like 20 bats today leh, that a damn lot of xp!" "Did u see how i pawned that orc pawn?" "Hey innkeeper! Get us a round of faery mead!"

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1061902482102814302003-08-26T05:54:00.000-07:002003-08-26T05:54:41.956-07:00

Everworld Welcome to a world which doesn't end. Morning may pass, Night may pass, but time will never end. Welcome.. to Everworld. I, a mere druid of the 4th circle will be your guide for today. My life in Everworld has been short, but then again, Everworld has just begun. After all, all things must come to a start, but Everworld need not ever come to an end. I will take you through my

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1061133918331323722003-08-17T08:25:00.000-07:002003-08-17T08:25:18.320-07:00

Something to Remember you By I think the votes for prom night are damn mundane. Even the Most Kiam Pah one is so lame, because the one who gets it probably won't be the one who deserves it, but the one most people want to get that award. So there will be all those Kiam Pah people around who dont win. Anyway, there are so much more stuff you can vote for. Like Porn King (bryant teo), Pontang

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060954088968177102003-08-15T06:28:00.000-07:002003-08-15T06:32:31.966-07:00

lala i watched another video... this time is dorian yates. sorry man never go sch so a lot time to keep blogging heh. After watching the videos... i realised i have something in common with the pros. We all got pot bellies hoho. and i realised the they just keep getting bigger and bigger loh... ronnie the current god is mother big... quite a lot bigger than the ex-gods like arnie and dorian

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060918427739680972003-08-14T20:33:00.000-07:002003-08-14T20:38:15.983-07:00

oh doh i skipped sch today... as well as yesterday... i'm turning into a delinquent!!! Actually i'm not lah i fell sick yesterday... got a damn bad sore throat and runny nose... but no fever so i didnt feel like seeing doctor. i think just chiong some vitamin c can already. I dunno why whenever i fall sick i only will get sore throat and runny nose... no fever one... i think my immune system

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060850164046869422003-08-14T01:36:00.000-07:002003-08-14T01:40:42.450-07:00

Pick up lines Because i'm so lame, and because I got so much time, I kinda thought of a few. "Dear, you're so beautiful. Your body proportions fall exactly into the golden ratio of 1:1.624" -- Mathematician "Dear, by natural selection, a beautiful girl like you should mate with a strong healthy guy like me." -- Biologist "Dear, your beauty shines forth like a phosphorescent decaying atom." --

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060693248289656582003-08-12T06:00:00.000-07:002003-08-12T06:00:48.090-07:00

Wah. I nearly deleted an email from my mother because it was sandwiched in between two extremely daft emails, one reading "Do You Wanna Know How To Get Free Porn?" and the other reading "Get a Bigger Peenis Than All Your Friends!" (exact spelling). As I wasn't really interested in free pornography nor getting a member than outshone such illustrious compatriots of mine as Celestine Lau, Ivan Chan

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060523059024536782003-08-10T06:44:00.000-07:002003-08-10T06:44:18.876-07:00

Oh no what's happening to me... today i took 3 naps!! die liao lah... to put it nicely like a baby like that... to put it not nicely like a pig like that... eat sleep eat sleep eat sleep only. What's happening to me man!!!! i took a nap after breakfast as usual... woke up for lunch... tried to study physics but my eyes felt tired so i closed them for a short break and woke up 2h later.... this

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060094578014715152003-08-05T07:42:00.000-07:002003-08-05T07:54:26.440-07:00

today i woke up my quads were sore... so didnt feel like getting out of bed. School is terrible man must hop out of bed at like 6 o clock in the morning... shit man... if sch started at 9 o clock like the ang mohs like that i will love school about 100 times more!! And september holiday is so far away... i want holiday... can wake up eat breakfast and go back to bed then wake up eat lunch then

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1060002333912444962003-08-04T06:05:00.000-07:002003-08-04T06:05:33.906-07:00

I want to report that today as i was skipping home from school merrily a car suddenly turned like want to bang me like that!! wahlao... so scary... i cross the road when red light also no need like that right... ok next time i will cross the road only when the light is green and raise my hand high high so everyone can see me i promise!!!!! Then when the car passed me i saw the reason why

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1059571974765761512003-07-30T06:32:00.000-07:002003-07-30T06:32:54.750-07:00

Inconsistencies Today, I was sitting the 111 bus with Jerry, who had to rush home for a dental appointment. Well, the assumption for this action was that 111 travelled to Serangoon, as it had always done. However, today, it was quite special, for along the way, at about City Hall, Jerry commented that he had never passed by this place before, and that 111 goes through Little India and Potong

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1059477098500535472003-07-29T04:11:00.000-07:002003-07-29T04:11:38.490-07:00

After a chest-busting workout today... i came home looking forward to tucking into a few slabs of hot meaty beef... but guess what... to my horror.... TO MY HORROR... SO HORRIBLE... SO HORRIBLE I CANNOT TAKE IT..... THERE WAS NO MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I immediately go and find my maid to extract a suitable confession... i was expecting to hear a "err i'm sorry i ate all the meat i was hungry..." but

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1059235903625480182003-07-26T09:11:00.000-07:002003-07-27T00:41:12.050-07:00

went to a fren's wake today there were...hundreds of ppl there ralatives, friends, teachers, schoolmates, juniors, seniors.... some cried when they saw her everybody was silent she looks so sweet even in the arms of death i thought she was just sleeping i wish so too i ate a candy to ease the dryness said quite a few prayers for her i dont know quite what to think i wasnt close to her wasnt

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1059139629289553452003-07-25T06:27:00.000-07:002003-07-25T06:27:09.246-07:00

Last night, an angel was recalled back to the heavens above. As i remember with a heavy heart, I first got to know her during some inter-fac swimming thing; we were timing the swimmers and she was there to help and was somebody's classmate... so we got introduced. I even remember some people and me took her car to somewhere... probably mrt so that we could go home easier. Then after that she

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1058882594776161652003-07-22T07:03:00.000-07:002003-07-22T07:03:14.743-07:00

Flying Shit What's black, smelly, and flies past you at ultra quick speed? To different people, surprisingly, you'd really get different answers. Like for example, from me, you'd probably get an answer that totally contradicts what we should have been believing in after a certain event yesterday. From Boon Han, you'd probably get a more practical and direct answer that you're being totally

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1058792359576240012003-07-21T05:59:00.000-07:002003-07-21T05:59:19.520-07:00

I just got another post erased. Shit. Anyway, yesterday my family went to Jack's House for lunch. Lunch started on a particularly sour note when the waitress came to take our orders; my sister and I ordered sirloin steak, and she promptly asked us how we would like our steaks done. "Damn well done,' said I, and received a particularly spiteful look from her due to that unnecessary comment.

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1058700653350850112003-07-20T04:30:00.000-07:002003-07-20T04:30:53.270-07:00

The other day at seoul garden after track finals as i was gleefully cooking slabs of black pepper beef on the hot plate... sangtutsin or something boredin said that we were just frying animal carcasses to eat... sounded quite sick. After that whenever i ate meat i would remember what he said then i would ohhh a bit then continue to tuck into my nice food! Then today as i was chewing on chunks

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1058612659571611452003-07-19T04:04:00.000-07:002003-07-19T04:04:19.456-07:00

And now everyone is in Prelim mode where we must all go off in intellectual pursuit and promise ourselves to do our best. And of course to treat individuals, groups and the community with kindness and respect, and in so doing uphold some principle which a lot of us have not been upholding since 1998 even though we were supposed to. Of course this doesn't include the Chinese High and ACS (I)

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1058194062009636612003-07-14T07:47:00.000-07:002003-07-14T07:52:38.566-07:00

Today was the discus finals... and as usual i died... clayed... got KO-ed... The worst part was i had to wake up at 5.30am to get there on time to get my ass whupped upside down! Some time ago was shotput... and guess what i piaked too!!! Doomed to a lifetime of anonimity as a nameless thrower. Today was the last time i will ever throw something again in my life, and there was a sense of

clarencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16226856728264107361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1058016773784047132003-07-12T06:32:00.000-07:002003-07-12T06:32:53.693-07:00

"Fmaj7" get down with your funky self,hey at least you're happy... What Guitar Chord Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057757512108364292003-07-09T06:31:00.000-07:002003-07-09T06:31:52.090-07:00

The stupid assasin in DoTA is damn irritating. If my character couldn't teleport I wouldn't have died like 4 or 5 more times. Sheesh. DoTA is a damn time killer.

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057583755189754592003-07-07T06:15:00.000-07:002003-07-07T06:15:55.170-07:00

10 stupidest ways to die in ADOM ADOM (Ancient Domains of Mystery) is a good way to spend 4-day breaks. I've probably died a few hundred times in the game already, and these appear to be the worst of the lot... 1. Justin Lam, the level 5 orcish monk, was killed by a gold coin thrown by Munxip, the human shopkeeper. 2. Justin Lam, the level 2 orcish monk, was killed by an arrow shot by a kobold.

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057580322838601472003-07-07T05:18:00.000-07:002003-07-07T05:18:42.836-07:00

Just dont give a fuck Youre probably not all commitment-centric and thatscool. Have fun. FYI, if it seems people dontget you, well, thats their shit. Some peopleinterpret hooking up as more than what it is.And dont let them call you smart-assYoureclever. But, of course, a pissed off ex wontfocus on that!! What Eminem Song is you and your bf/gf? (with pictures) brought to you by Quizilla good

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057383861861126932003-07-04T22:44:00.000-07:002003-07-04T22:44:49.266-07:00

This quote I got from some library book is damn funny. During tbe 1990 World Cup Finals - "I've just seen Gary Lineker shake hands with Jurgen Klinsmann - it's a wonder Klinsmann hasn't fallen down." - Ron, Atkinson, ITV

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057246274686621832003-07-03T08:31:00.000-07:002003-07-03T08:31:14.676-07:00

It's Chemistry test tommorow, and to cap it off with a very irrelevant post I shall introduce you to this nice song: Christina Milian? - Kim Possible Theme Oh yeah I'm your basic average girl And I'm here to save the world You can't stop me cos I'm Kim Possible There is nothing I can't do ----? purchase more then I'm on my way It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble If you just call my

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057235222863948942003-07-03T05:27:00.000-07:002003-07-03T05:27:02.816-07:00

Its quite ironic for your elders to be younger than you right?

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1057073948874544712003-07-01T08:39:00.000-07:002003-07-01T08:39:34.360-07:00

It is very important to pay due respect to your elders. Even if they are younger than you. And even though I don't do it very well, to say the least.

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1056903238753485352003-06-29T09:13:00.000-07:002003-06-29T09:13:58.720-07:00

Defending Hard Hehe.. Yechao's favourite skills include Invisibility. I can absolutely imagine him grinning whenever he turns invis. And Ken Tan's favourite skills are Dragon's Blood (Lvl 3. +300% Regen), Purification, anything that heals himself. Isaac's is Fire Elemental. Really his favourite. And Jerry's probably includes any summon of a damn big unit, or any skill that helps him creep. Haha.

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1056893356497839712003-06-29T06:29:00.000-07:002003-06-29T06:29:16.430-07:00

Probabilities Let x be the random variable representing the number of people you recognise everytime you enter the Country Manna restaurant at Serangoon Gardens. x~Po (0.25) (and that's being quite optimistic) P(x=2) = [(e^-0.25)(0.25^2)] / 2! Which, frankly, doesn't add up to a lot. Anyway, I went for lunch there with my family and some church friends, and approximately 15 minutes later,

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1056820032668015192003-06-28T10:07:00.000-07:002003-06-28T10:07:12.656-07:00

Favourite DotA Heroes (and Heroines): Celestine Lau Swee Theng: Celeste of Silvermoon, Mageslayer, and more recently, Void Demon Kenneth Tan Jian Loong: Garrondel, Knight Davion (for some obscure reasons) Isaac Chua Yang'en: S'ral Kaith, Zer'Negul Chong Yechao: None since he chooses -randomly, but he really looks like N'aix Me: Stealth Assassin, Death Knight (yea invis rocks) Favourite Skills:

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1056792140275957142003-06-28T02:22:00.000-07:002003-06-28T03:13:39.193-07:00

Very Ancient Best. Since I'm so damn bored, and no relevant posts have appeared for a long time, I shall write down the favourite styles of DoTA play of some of the people we know. Jerry -- Enjoys melee characters who do lots of critical damage. Very willing to give away money at the start. Enjoys having lots of damage and attack speed stacked on him. Likes running fast. Good at pawning heads.

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-1056612812016605302003-06-26T00:33:00.000-07:002003-06-26T00:33:31.940-07:00

Australia - Founded as a gigantic prison colony, Australia hasturned into a Mid-Level world power. Known forits wildlife and culture. Positives: Reformed. Culturally Admired. Mid-Level Power. Renouned Flora and Fauna. Negatives: Founded by Criminals. Island Nation (Isolated). Talk Funny. Which Country of the World are You? brought to you by Quizilla

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-960215272003-06-25T09:53:00.000-07:002003-06-25T09:53:18.330-07:00

France - An ancient nation with a very busy and interestinghistory. Prone to violence, but only whentimes are desperate, it is now powerful withoutbeing particularily militaristic. Positives: Historical and Proud. Powerful without Needing Force. Technologically Advanced. Negatives: Viewed as Pompous and Cowardly. Stubborn. Resemblance to Frogs. Which bl33ding Country of the World are You?

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-960214652003-06-25T09:51:00.001-07:002003-06-25T09:52:35.000-07:00

What an idiot. I clicked Post and Publish twice. Oh well... edit edit edit the message...

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-960214642003-06-25T09:51:00.000-07:002003-06-25T09:51:48.393-07:00

Ooh, look at this. My favourite International soccer team too! Germany - Despite a controversial recent history, it has hada tough and powerful history. A modern-daytechnological and cultural beacon, it is stilltarget to stereotypes and antiquited thoughts. Positives: Technologically Advanced. Culturally Admired. Global Power. Negatives: Target of Historical Fervor. Constant Struggle.

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-960131042003-06-25T05:21:00.000-07:002003-06-25T05:21:08.630-07:00

United States Of America - The most well-renouned country in modern day times.The militaristic superpower, the United Statesof America are also known as the bossiestnation. Positives: Known Worldwide. A Beacon to Others. Powerful. Fast Food. Negatives: Bossy. Despised by Most Others. Elitest. Which Country of the World are You? brought to you by Quizilla hahaha

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-960112082003-06-25T03:20:00.000-07:002003-06-25T03:20:43.503-07:00

Best Japan - Viewed as the technological powerhouse of the 21stCentury, it has lived a reletively solemn andsingular history. Positives: Technologically Advanced. Economic Superpower. Healthy Populace. Negatives: Small. Isolated and Sometimes Ignored. Unlucky with Disasters. Which Country of the World are You? brought to you by Quizilla Jerry would love this quiz. Rong hui would love my result

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-960091622003-06-25T01:05:00.000-07:002003-06-25T01:05:27.263-07:00

You are a Shy Fairy! You're a very shy and a little insecure, but you'reso adorable! Men's hearts melt when you givethem a cute, little, smile. You are the cutest,but don't be afraid to try new things once inawhile. What type of Fairy are You? brought to you by Quizilla Don't any of you feel weird doing a survey meant for girls?

windfraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-959846162003-06-24T09:02:00.000-07:002003-06-24T09:02:51.866-07:00

You are a Fire fairy! You love to be the center of attention. Yourcontagious laugh and your real "headturning" beauty make it obvious why yourso confident and secure. What type of Fairy are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Yechaohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08017917517752306250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-959486382003-06-23T08:45:00.000-07:002003-06-23T08:45:30.410-07:00

Fairy...! You are a Laid- back Fairy! You are completly relaxed and love to live life.You greet things when they reach you, but younever go chasing for men. You're carefreeenergy leaves everyone around you wanting tospend time with you. You're the meaning of:"Good Things Come to Those Who Wait"However never be afraid to go out chase a dreamyou may have...you never know what couldhappen... What

Tan Guan Zhenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01694621685204881145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-959453882003-06-23T07:02:00.000-07:002003-06-23T07:03:15.000-07:00

Faeries You are a Nature Fairy! You and Earth seem to have a special connection.Your natural beauty leaves men in awe. You havea certain respect and appreciation for naturethat you expect the man of your dreams to sharewith you. What type of Fairy are You? brought to you by Quizilla Hmm why did I SO expect that?

Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02784429614418737557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-959176052003-06-22T08:56:00.000-07:002003-06-22T08:56:43.843-07:00

You are a Radiant Fairy! There's nothing you find more peaceful or beautifulthan a clear, starry night sky. You seem tolight up everything around you with yourshining personality. Everyone enjoys yourcompany. What type of Fairy are You? brought to you by Quizilla I'm quite Radiant man.

Chewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10170495424755265116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196125.post-959161102003-06-22T07:51:00.000-07:002003-06-23T08:29:02.000-07:00

Jerry, you forgot about Banana Leaf. A damn powerful and posh-looking restaurant selling Indian cuisine.

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